babies are kinda funny
The server who looks like she could be your aunt brings over the plates of food. The baby has two little pigtails, a pink cotton dress with frills, and fits well into the gray baby seat at the head of the table. The auntie-like server sets the food down. The baby immediately starts smiling and waving at the server. The auntie-like server smiles and waves back, happy.
(The baby is very cute)
The auntie-like server returns to the kitchen, and the baby keeps waving. A full five minutes later, the baby is still waving.
I think the baby may have just learned how to wave, and is excited to see the practical application of this new skill in action!
This baby could have chosen to walk today, but instead, he convinced his mom to let him take the stroller.
His long body fills up the stroller’s length, and he’s fully reclined, covered in blankets to shield from the cool air.
Actually, he 1000% regrets not walking today. It’s much more boring than he anticipated to be pushed around everywhere. His eyes are wide, and fully rolled straight to the back of his head. Barely anything besides the whites of his eyes are showing. What sass.
(Also, he’s such a big baby that he’s not really a baby anymore. He’s got to be 5 or 6 at least.)