Giraffe Moped
There are many strategies to be happy in traffic, but this one is definitely the best
The grandpa has on a giraffe print helmet and a giraffe print cover on his moped.
What we have on our hands, dear people of the street, is a slightly shorter-than-average grandpa who decided that he would turn his moped and himself into a giraffe so that every time he needed to go anywhere, he would feel as tall and graceful as a giraffe peacefully chomping leaves in the savannah. (You tend to forget about the normal woes of traffic when you are busy simulating life as a giraffe.)
Seems like a good strategy, although if it were up to me, like, why not choose a dragon? Cos dragons are very tall, but they are also magical and can breathe fire and have lots of money and treasures, and like, wouldn’t it be great to suddenly be all those things every time you stepped afoot your moped?
Idk, maybe that’s just me :)
What would you choose?